Installment XIV of The Will of Venus (Otherwise Known As A Fairy-Tale for Superwomen), has been serialized for your guilty reading pleasure, and is hereby served. Livia, in a bar, with a witch-doctored chocolate tart, a bottle of bourbon, and a man. Don’t try...
Do you cry when you chop onions? Sure you do. Everyone does, Badass Chef Livia included–this week she cries us a river and an ocean, because she has to make French onion soup. But these tears are strange tears, and they do strange things to everything they...
Badass chef Livia takes her troubles to work. Like a lot of us, she tries not to, but sometimes it’s hard to keep the compartments separate. In Installment XII of our serialized and savory novella, The Will of Venus (Otherwise Known As A Fairy-Tale for...
Badass chef Livia has been instructed by Wanda to stay far, far away from Bad, Bad Chocolate Tarts until she’s back from saving her sister’s butt in New Orleans. But, as we all know, ladies, if one is smart enough, she can rationalize pretty much anything,...
So what happened when Livia took those Bad, Bad Chocolate Tarts out for a Bad, Bad Test Run? Well, you can probably guess. But much more fun to read about it. Which you can do in a hot minute if you choose to consume Slice IX of our serialized novella, The Will of...
It’s all the desperate phone calls, Bad, Bad Lovers (on pay phones, yes, pay phones), and allllllll the witchy chocolate tarts, in this week’s dose of Bad, Bad Love. Administered in the form of Installment VIII of our serialized millefeuille of a yummy...
Installment VII of The Will of Venus (Otherwise Known As A Fairy-Tale for Superwomen)! Yes, oh yes, oh, yes-yes-YESSSSS! I know, you’ve been holding your breath since last Saturday morning. But you can let it all out, Bad, Bad Lovers, right this very second,...
Episode VI of our serialized, bite-by-bite novella, The Will of Venus (Otherwise Known as a Fairy-Tale for Superwomen) is all about poison. Poison and partridge and plum cobbler. Bad, Bad Lovers, if your sister is married to an incorrigible, bloviating, womanizing...
Welcome, Bad, Bad Lovers, to this, the fifth installment of the serialized novella, The Will of Venus (Otherwise Known as a Fairy-Tale for Superwomen). This week, it’s time to talk food. Maybe your momma was a terrible cook (Livia’s and Danae’s was),...
What’s in a name? A lot, as it turns out. As we shall see in this, the fourth installment of my little gift to you, a serialized novella entitled The Will of Venus (Otherwise Known as a Fairy-Tale for Superwomen). Livia’s and Danae’s names were...
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